Chitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Just Skate]

Obviously Rodney Mullen's section on Opinion

Pretty good. Just a shame about the music. I hate that song!

[Half-life: Solar]

That bored me...

The intro was far too long.... Then nothing happened.

[Fun With Coins]

BRAVO!

That was a great animation. Great music too. Keep it up.

[What I learned at school]

For starters...

Don't use sticks.
Secondly, the load bar didn't work. It stayed a blank screen until it was ready to play. You could have atleast tried a bit more on it.

If you recreate it with better graphics. I think more people will like it.

[Resident Evil:Remake(pre)]

Look interesting...

But I agree with the comment before me. You'll have alot of bitmaps and that'll bump to file size up alot. But I think it could be pretty good. I hope you'll be staying to the games story line and keeping it close, if not perfect, to it. Good luck.

-chitch

Lil-leddy responds:

I just checked that 780kb exstimate of file size and forgot I posted fairly high quality jpegs in the extras section, without these the file size is 420kb including all sounds, the 2 background bitmaps (3 if you include the pre-loader image) and the character models (all limbs).

As for the story, its all in my hands :) maybe it'll be based on the 'amazing' movies! ;)

[Merry Potter's merry day]

That was quite bad...

Too many spelling mistakes on simple words such as "Lying". I hope to god this doesn't pass. The jumping joke got old fast. Remake it without the jam donut thing, that was bad. Redo the graphics and spellings and shorten the jumping scene. Also, jokes about "WB eat pie" and "Chapter 1: Harry eats pie". That's Primary School stuff.

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RogerregoRRoger responds:

Whining about grammar mistakes is also primary school stuff

[Summer Passed Out (Alt)]

IT'S THE...

INSTANT WINNAR!

Gaizka responds:

I'M BLOWN AWAY!

[RedAppleClock 1]

T'was ok but...

It needed to be longer. If you add 1 and 2 together and submit it again. I'm sure it'll be kept.

HydraulicCat responds:

k

[Red Dwarf Intro]

FUCK ME! THIS WILL ROCK!

Right. I'm a fucking huge fan of Red Dwarf and can't wait for this. Love the polymorph scenes there. Looking forwrd to seeing it this Christmas. Good luck, mate.

UncleStevie responds:

Thanks Chitch!

[Neil's Scrapbook]

That was brilliant!

I loved it. Especially when Neil says the mask would be great on the fire. I bet he really did think that.

5!
-chitch

Gaizka responds:

Evan thinks you're a cunt. Get him licked.